Thursday, July 19, 2007

Gadgets for God...

Following on from the last post about Christian merchandising (shudder), The Molk has kindly alerted us to Ship of Fools (dot com) who have a whole section on Christian Merchandising (shudder) - or Gadgets for God, as they call it.

Here's my favourite 3:

(If only these things were satirical. Then they'd be funny.)


markk said...

That talking tombstone is a shocker. Who in their right mind would buy something like that?

I don't see how it is Christian gadgetry; is there a Christian connection that I missed?

Unless it was made to say "Hi. I'm dead. One day you will be too! Repent of your sins before it's too late!"

Pete Aldin said...

"Who in their right mind would buy something like that?"

You make the point nicely. But I guess from their point of view, we are crazy for not seeing the beauty in it...

Bad Dad said...

I wouldn't be able to put out a cigarette on Jesus's face. So that ash tray might be useful.

Talking tombstone is perfect for the Don Rickles-like old crab. Have a huge red button labeled "GO AHEAD, PUSH MY BUTTON" then once pressed, the deceases unloads all sort of insults at the visitor. "Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny!" "Next time, wear a skirt." "Stop stepping on me."

By the way, Gene Simmons once licensed a KISS Kasket that doubles as a cooler until you need it.